Hullo! So I see you came to the right place. Sort of like Olive Garden here. When you're here, you're family. Unless you're annoying, disruptive, stupid or a waste of my time. Then get the hell out of my Olive Garden. But you're not, are you? Are you? You're probably a Sherlock fan, or a Whovian. Lotr? Warehouse 13? Narnia? Starkid? Marble Hornets? Avengers? Sarcasm? European? Other?! Yeah, you're probably alright. Should I plug my Twitter here? I heard some of you actually read this thing. And my Twitter is sort of like my blog. Except more personal. And sassy. So much sass. There's a link just below.

 

My sisters fiancee: “You know….you remind me of those guys that stand outside of the Palace, the British guys? You know. With the red uniforms, swords, que tip hats. The way you stand in the corner, straight and a serious expression. You could do that for a job.”

Me: Outside

Me: Inside

 = Future Me.